That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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