So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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