he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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