the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you made out with another girl for some wings
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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