Nicole vs. Life
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
