Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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