He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
My vagina just recognized that song.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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