so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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