everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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