I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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