This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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