My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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