well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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