I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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