You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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