Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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