i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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