was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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