I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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