a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Randomize
