Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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