your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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