Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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