I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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