I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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