Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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