what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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