yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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