Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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