it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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