no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Randomize