Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
