I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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