so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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