The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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