one might say we're banned from that church
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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