I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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