Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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