so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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