I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
no, he came in my armpit
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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