STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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