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mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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