big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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