What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize