Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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