I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Randomize
