I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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