My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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