Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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