we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
