ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
