Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You dont lie about slip and slides
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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