Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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