Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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