i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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