I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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